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Eight writers put on boxing gloves — metaphorical ones, at least — and entered the ring Monday night to face off in a tournament to crown the best wordsmith in Halifax.
Write For Your Life! was held as a fundraiser for the Doppler Effect, an independent Halifax theatre company run by Michael McPhee and Annie Valentina.
“We basically set it up as a writer death tournament similar to the Ultimate Fighting Championship one, where they were pitting style versus style,” says McPhee, “pitting playwrights against poets against screenwriters and novelists and then have a showdown to see who would be the greatest.”
McPhee and Valentina put out a cold call to members of the local arts community to find contenders.
“A lot of writers were scared to enter into a writer death match,” says McPhee, making it hard to find “people brave enough to step into the ring.”
The Bus Stop Theatre on Gottingen Street was filled with people eager to participate, as the winners were decided by applause.
“We paired up the writers and gave them juxtaposed topics to write on,” says McPhee.
Gary Williams, who runs the locally independent DaPoPo Theatre, and McPhee himself started off the first round.
Williams had the topic “old” and McPhee the topic “new.” Other topics included dawn versus dusk and fire versus ice.
The works presented ranged from stand up, short-stories, spoken word and everything in between. The contenders were given the topics in advance for the first round and ready to go the distance.
“What we try to do as a company a lot is to bridge the gap between different art scenes and different kinds of entertainment,” says Valentina. “So this is kind of a great opportunity to unify the communities.”
After four contestants were eliminated in the first round, the four remaining survivors were given a topic on the spot and in a lightning round had 20 minutes to write and prepare a piece for the audience. The topics were reason versus passion and reality versus fantasy.
Williams and comedian Megan McDowell battled in the final round. The final contestants could choose a topic to write about but McPhee and Valentina read the pieces on behalf of the finalists.
Williams’ piece, read by Valentina was a hypothetical look at gay sex in movies. “Sex romance, temporary breakup, and in the end love again,” said Valentina. “It’s love between men but the 21st-century audience can see love between men is no longer taboo.”
McDowell wrote a stream of consciousness about being too lazy to prepare anything for the third round.
“If only there was Metamucil for the brain and you could just mix up a glass of water and fibre and take a huge word shit,” said McPhee, reading McDowell’s entry.
The competition was close — master of ceremonies Kevin Kinder had to conduct the cheer off three times to crown McDowell the winner.
Write for Your Life! will help support The Doppler Effect’s upcoming productions, “Alien” and “Heartwood,” one-woman shows playing in January at the Neptune Scotiabank Studio Theatre.
By Hanna Petersen: Published in the Halifax Commoner on December 4, 2013.








